An Escape Room Story

For weeks I've been thinking of the Christmas party I would throw when my parents left me home alone. How could I know what dastardly deeds would befall me and my father's most prized possession! All I had left to say was "Oh, fudge." Only I didn't say fudge. Well, what was a boy to do but call his friends for help finding his dad's favorite lamp. That's where you come in, see, I TRIPPLE DOG DARE YOU to help me figure this mess out!