You've done 3 haunts. Welcome to the club, it's weird in here.

Macabre Minion

You escaped reality at Reality Escape Convention 2023! But did you return?

RECON 2023

You are mutually following 50 people. Where did you get all these friends?

You've played 175 escape games. At this point you can open a directional lock without even complaining about it.

​You suggested edits that helped us fix 25 experience listings. This is getting out of hand. 🍑

150 escape games played. Should I even congratulate you at this point? When was the last time you called your mother?

You've written one hundred reviews! The Morty community owes you an eternal debt of gratitude.

You added 30 experiences to Morty, you wrote the first review of 30 experiences, and you bake a MEAN​ pecan pie. 🥧

You're at 125 escape rooms played. You wield a blacklight with all the grace of a club kid with a glowstick.

Happy 100th Escape Room Gameiversary! Have an escake.

75 escape games played. Where has all the time gone? Do you remember when you used to listen to the GM's instructions?

You played 50 escape rooms. That's grounds for arrest in some places. Better keep this habit on the DL.